Ew.

So, you’re saying this article is both a complete waste of readers’ time AND a lukewarm shite ordered by mgmt to meet quota, keeping their owners “in the news”?

Hunh. That tracks.

He may be a bile sac, but the group glazing is beginning to run no matter how much he tries to blink it out of his eyes. 🙃

Thafuq do you think the fried dough is? “Food”? And who told you to shove anything anywhere? You don’t even have permission to ask. Now, clean these laces. Properly.

Yeah, I hear it looks like a Flintstones car when no one keeps pedaling/running. 😂

Totally unrelated side note, but apparently the simple act of snapping off a strike-anywhere match head between the stem’s pin & collar (don’t screw the cap back on fully, to be sure) enables an impressively efficient leak to all affected tires that can easily go unnoticed until they’re all flat. Additionally, if all four wheels are altered in this way, even if the flat tires reached their inoperable state at highway speeds, loss of control of the vehicle is unlikely.

p.s. Isn’t it also so very curious that certain ceramic compounds seem to almost melt through automobile glass, and that same stuff is what spark plugs are made of? I wonder why urban bike messengers carry them en route. Hunh.

Or glazed

stuffed

gored

plowed

gimped

broken

Damn. Anybody else craving donuts now?

Pass that shit, man. Ain’t a mic, damn.

In this form, it is not dissimilar to “malignant”, FYI.

He’s just trying to get Luigi’s attention. 🙃

Talk about outta her element. Those poor bastards haven’t a clue that sex isn’t just what happens when yer sister gets “tipsy” (though her denim shorts there certainly say “putting in that family values work” — while he fumbles to save the fleeting glimpse of real life “for later”)

So, they’re free, then?

You would “prefer” a “culture war” of slap fights and clever rejoinders? How bougie can you get without admitting it? 🙃

Nazis Fuck Off. Their toadies, too. Off with ya.

Heh. Deep cuts w/ Vonnegut should’ve been a podcast.

Are they sure you’re not advertising services? That hand motion isn’t very clear on that essential point.

Ah, so he deserves it, then

Your argument is bad, and you should feel bad. 🤦🏼‍♂️

How many logical fallacies can you spot, kids?

Give it a sec.

Promoted, even…