Pooped the onion? Honestly, I’ve only ever seen these kinds of stories as notTheOnion.

Zero. He took care of that well before. That type take care of themselves well before even thinking of others, if they do.

I’d be shocked if that was possible. Though I wouldn’t hate being able to do crafting/gathering from my phone.

That and The Onion could never outperform info wars in terms of absurdity… Still…

I appreciate that they clarified that “bad” employees aren’t always bad. I very firmly fit into the fourth category listed (avoids looking for jobs because it’s the worst) and would definitely get trapped pretty easily.

It does. I was looking something up and ran face first into a redacted account that once had the answer I needed. I was very conflicted about it.