Hit the ripper and upgrade your chrome, chrome.

Also $3/mon certificate fee. To bring you the best possible service.

Their final, most essential command.

If your pipes inside the house are freezing, then that means the temperature inside the house is below freezing. That means the house heat is off, in which case you have larger problems.

If the house heat is going to be off for an extended time, you should be shutting off the house water supply and opening your tabs to prevent freezing. That’s the same no matter where your water heating happens.

“Come with me if you want to yiff.”

You need to spring for the flights with the in-flight dominatrix.

The article says nothing about her husband partaking, so presumably there’s another sober adult present and no risk.

You asked why they’re basically attacking what they were supposed to defend.

They consider themselves heroes. They need to be heroes because otherwise they’re nothing. And heroes need villains to fight. If you’re not hailing them as one of the heroes, then obviously you’re one of the villains. It’s standard Sith absolutes.

(Edit: I see the word substitution that turned my reply to nonsense now. Ugh, sorry… :) )

If you’re the hero, then everyone who isn’t vocally on your side is the recent enemy.

Edit: “Recent”? Goddamned autocorrect.

Right on. It’s better to die peacefully among the clouds than it is to die afraid and screaming, like your passengers.

(Recycling an old joke, not trying to be snarky or mean, btw)

The problem is, you don’t get a say in the matter. If the marketing company sells on your data, you don’t get to say no.

If Ford wants telemetry on your car (and they do) and they sell it to your insurance company who raises your rates because you don’t drive in a manner approved by corporate, you don’t get to say no.

If you search for wigs and antinausea meds, and Google sells that to health insurance who guesses you’ve got cancer and are a financial liability, you don’t get to say no, and you don’t get to argue that you were planning for a party.

If you’re a fifteen year old kid and your browser starts showing gay dating ads to your extremely homophobic parents, you’d better hope they don’t put it together because you don’t get to stop any of it.

You can control how your data is gathered, but you have ZERO say in how it’s distributed and interpreted.