This isn’t a team shooter. It’s a multiplayer Pokemon-style open-world RPG.

My son is also named Bort.

Horace Goes Skiing

I too like going fishing in my underwear.

Cosy games are meant to be relaxing, almost stress-free experiences that revolve around repetition and reward playing them in small doses each day. I can understand why hardcore gamers don’t like them, but at the same time they’re not made for them.