State level politicians are like $5k-$10k. Shockingly cheap but you do need to buy most of the set.

I set up Jellyseer so my friends can request whatever. Just blame your full collection of My Little Pony and Gilmore girls on that one friend from Finland (unless you’re in Finland, and then use Greece).

This reminds of Ellen Greenburg in 2011. True Crime Garage podcast is talking about in their current episodes. 20 stab wounds the authorities are claiming were self-inflicted.

That language was removed, but you’re right it was there initially. I think they removed the language to be able to respond if several other states combined also redistricted.

There wasn’t room, apparently.

Fucking micro plastics

*The US Citizen’s Largest Warship

That’s ours. We own it. And we own any travesty that might unfold because of it.

(I feel like calling it The “Pentagon’s” removes our ownership of the whole thing. Yes, I know it’s our Pentagon as well, but I feel like it’s easy to artificially distance ourselves from this with that language).

I hate to admit that you might be onto something. This is just like him thinking that “asylum” in regards to immigrants means mental institution.

Yeah, I was thinking that as I was typing. I suppose “At Least 17 Fake Drug Boat War Crimes” would be accurate

Correction: 17th war crime

Especially if we put a bit of grease on us. Perhaps from a pizza or fried chicken.

Crinklecut fries

I have been doing ADA compliance professionally for a while. There is no magic on this one. There’s no existing solution that doesn’t require manual interference because it requires context. Human context. It has to be understood to be understandable. There’s a few things you can do to improve overall accessibility but nothing in a suite. I specialize in InDesign and it’s probably the most powerful document solution going. But it requires a lot of work to meet the most basic of requirements.

These fuckers are all too weird to blend in even in Portland. They’ve been spotted immediately from what I hear. Let that sink in.

And it’s a terrible piece of software at that.

Does anyone know why my furnace isn’t responding to sudo commands?

Farmers completely with a straight face: Those fucking Democrats screwed us over again!!

That’s a good point. Also, his war with Latin America would be fucking up his supply

He’s a germaphobe. He likes his lab produced Adderall instead of cocaine from whenever.