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Name a hotter duo:

starting a fake charity in the wake of disaster

and

the GOP

They’ll be paid even less as prison laborers and a shred of those savings will be passed onto the consumer! Promises made, promises kept! Lol

Please let this be true 🤣

This right here! I only saw Twin Peaks for the first time in 2010 or so, and was always hoping somehow to get more. It had so much more potential, and the controversy surrounding the creators hands being forced to reveal the killer early on really changed the intended course afaik. The fact that Lynch came back in as director for season 3 made it so exciting to anticipate and the finished product is some of the best, most memorable Twin Peaks i feel blessed to have seen. What an amazing series.

It was also sad to see everyone aging, and to have lost Pete still hurts to think about… Not to mention Major Briggs and the Log Lady 💔 that was such a beautiful and strange world and part of me will always long for that place.

It’s ironic how in the US the political side that aligns themselves more closely with radical Christian beliefs is so against that view

This is the famous ‘virtue signaling’ they love to accuse their perceived enemies of. They have discovered they have carte blanche to be the most vile, heinous pieces of shit as long as they proclaim that “they love Jesus”. We saw how Trump was cast as a savior while holding someone’s bible upside down in front of a church that didn’t want him there. Millions of Americans made Trump, Jesus, and guns into their political platform. The Kool-Aid appears to have replaced the blood of Christ, lol

Glad i didn’t pay for this opinion, lol 🙃

“Hey, look at us–we’re the new public hangout, everyone’s invited”

Expands into an empire dotting the entire country

“Sorry poors–paying customers only, please.”

Embrace, extend, extinguish all over again 🎉

He hasn’t even taken office yet and we’re already full-speed-ahead to Stupidville. Headlines like this are a mere warm-up to the shit-show that’s brewing

But it was the way the characters hand was positioned! No commentary, just a picture in a trailer for a cutesy game

The response is ridiculous, but not surprising

Ehhh H1B is panacea–just you wait and see! 🤡

We can outsource physical labor, now we can outsource intellectual labor. Fly em in, give them the lowest wage they’ll accept, threaten with deportation if they fall out of line. This is the kind of deal these companies are really looking to exploit – they save money trimming their higher-paid talent while replacing them with someone being paid far less. It’s a win-win for the corps

Fucking seriously–i don’t know how many “Moes” exist but i finally managed to block them all…i think

Thank god it’s not a monopoly though–there’s 6 different ones!!! 🥴

Ameroxaca

Will they also be donating a cool million to his inauguration though? They aren’t gonna get very far with him if they didn’t 😬

The billionaires?

Omg really?!? 😳 Is he bringing his human shields (e.g. his children) with him as well?

I’m sure the news outlets will be scratching their heads as they can’t seem to find people disappointed or upset about it. Hell, maybe we’ll get some fiery op-eds from judicial scholars unironically talking about how supreme court just doesn’t pay like it used to, just to balance the equation.

The corruption is so blatant anymore, really makes you wonder when the bottom is gonna fall out or if it already has

Love that logic–“i opened up shop in your country, therefore i have the right to meddle with your politics”

Well you know–they gotta investigate first. They have to get their stories straight, make sure everybody knows the script, determine a decent scapegoat to heap all the blame onto… then on game day they have to work together to ensure the fewest deal with any repercussions and then distance themselves from those people. Most of them will be fine, heck they might not even manage to make anyone accountable with proper fuckery. We’ll see! (years from now, long after the damage is done)