How the heck do you clean your old carburators? /j

True, microsoft is a wehrmacht nazi soldier where as apple is full on gestapo.

Can’t hold back spending taxpayer money when shopping for tools to keep the taxpayer down. /s

Tesla is in a league of its own when it comes to quality control issues.

Tesla in Norway set up a paint shop to repaint Model S cars as they arrived, since some had such a thin coat of paint you could see through to the primer.

My nephew, on picking up his new Model 3, was asked to walk around the car and highlight trim defects and panel gaps he would like them to fix/improve.

A friend of mine’s Model X had such poor welds in places it quickly developed cracks in the rear door jamb areas. Tesla called it normal and so he ended up stripping down the car and rewelded these areas himself.

There are so many stories out there, and I feel like Tesla was given a pass by the press/people because “oooh, electric, exciting, much nice, so environmentally friendly”.

He’s looking more and more like Kim Jong Un by the day…

“The bigger we are the more misery we can inflict - Musk, Trump, plz help!”

Uuuuh… being a web dev in those days… You essentially first built support for proper browsers, then it was time to make things look and work as they should (or close to it) in IE.

Everyone should’ve chipped in with a dollar and you’d have your own country! /s

We’re probably witnessing the future of US democracy right there. Every question, or at least the ones where they pretend public opinion matters, to be settled by a poll on shitter.

Le Chat is a good name. It’s also the name of, among other things, I’m sure, a Belgian comic strip.

Yeah, 480 Mbit/s really felt lightning fast at the time, especially considering where we came from with USB 1.0.

… with an accuracy of tens of miles

Probably not an alternative if you need walking directions to the coffee shop, then.

Sounds like anyone’s Monday to me…

Surprisingly, I’m not shocked at all. Heck, I’m not even surprised I’m not shocked.

The people responsible for that one are rich, and they can do no wrong.

Next up, ULTRAVIRAL.

I keep forgetting how nasty they look… I’m glad I don’t have to see these on European roads. Not yet, at least.

Many do it to ensure they get overhead space for their carry-on, a result of airlines charging for checked luggage.

I’ve stopped having carry-on beyond what can fit under a seat, because of this.

Ah, how I love good news on a Monday…

It’s not really a lot of hoops to jump through, and this seems to be standard practice by DHL, UPS, FedEx and others, over here.

I actually appreciate getting the options on delivery day. E.g. I usually get to choose what collection point they leave the package at (so I can pick a spot I pass by going home from work or whatever), or if I want them to come back the next day, or have it dropped off at my office (not always an option, kinda seems to depend on how stressful a day the driver is having). I certainly prefer it to risk having the package stolen, then reporting, waiting for a new delivery…

Of course, if the package is large, heavy or otherwise unwieldy it might be a pain not having it delivered directly to the door, but if I’m expecting such a thing I try to be home to accept delivery.