Speech from a bad episode of The Office, to be honest. Got a little too cringe to be funny.

Today on ‘Murica, we ask why authoritarian countries are such shitholes, and we try an experiment to find out…

If you do host a video look at redgifs, and be sure to keep all personal information and anything identifying hidden. No one here wants you to vanish from any doxxing.

You look amazing…

You’re beautiful and desirable, and now men who will never meet you will dream of you and want you. Not much there to regret if that fulfills you.

I feel like you’re either just starting to learn rhetoric or military theory, and I am rooting for you either way, there is a lot to learn ahead of you.

A bully always makes sense when the other kid can’t punch back. Aircraft carriers are a wonderful tool as long as small actors don’t have the asymmetric ability to sink them.

In their defense, the doors of the contract opened up, not out, like on poor people’s cars.

You have such a great camera presence, do you have someone take them or do you block and light them yourself?

You are beautiful and you are always beautiful.

Maybe a cello if it was human grade. But that’s tardigrade.

Don’t worry, we can always collaborate with Chinese agencies as they take the lead in world organization.

We had a good run.

Your enthusiasm lights the darkest hours of a man’s desires.

The intermediate step is a human stealth aircraft commanding multiple drone weapons platforms.

Your enthusiasm makes me smile every time.

We hear so little about the Chinese station, but it’s pretty impressive

Upvoted for humility. You’re a good egg.

Houston was not designed with traffic in mind. Houston is a blob of vague zoning laws and and “add-a-lane” monstrous freeways that create 4 hours of crawling traffic.

The only thing that would cause deflation is innovation or reduced demand, and there’s not a lot of innovation in food, and everyone but anorexics seem determined to eat.

Where was Peewee Herman when we needed him?