It is against our food safety laws to put inedible things inside of food. That’s really not that absurd of a regulation.

Absolutely. Jesus was a middle eastern man who preached caring for the sick and poor and hated the commercialization of religion. It’s like they stopped reading when they they got to Leviticus.

Oswald was a US Marine who defected to the Soviet Union then came back with his Russian wife. It would be negligence if the CIA/FBI weren’t keeping tabs on him.