…after a Vatican investigation determined he sexually molested adults…

Well, it’s bad and he’s a piece of shit for doing it but at least they’re not-

…and children…

Oh, of course, there it is. I wish there was a hell for this guy to rot in but I’ll just have to settle for him being dead and gone instead.

If we’re not going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and move on. If we are going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and do it. We do ourselves no favors by keeping it in the spotlight. It’d probably be tough for a ban to survive a challenge on First Amendment grounds (maybe following the example of Lamont v. Postmaster General, 381 U.S. 301 (1965)) but we live in stupid times so it’s not guaranteed.

As for our home-grown (or imported, in certain notable cases) technological Peeping Toms, at least there’s a chance that they could be held accountable. It’d rely on people in power actually growing a pair and giving a fraction of a fuck about their constituents so I’m not holding my breath but they’re not as out of reach as a Beijing bug factory.

Can we just ban that brainrot spyware app already so I don’t have to see it in the news anymore?

Inb4 “hurr durr whatabout muh facebookstagrams?”, not a fan of that trash either but it’s a different threat.

Oh well, should have raised your kids to be better people.

Quoting a line from Firefly describing what happens when you get attacked by Reavers? That’s a paddlin’.

The world needs more Sentinelese.

Temporal anomaly, Lemmist started writing that reply in early 2020. Something about transiting would-be assassins disrupting the flow of time; eggheads in the lab call it time-bulance. It’s probably fine.

But just look at how it brings people together (to rape the kids and hate the minorities). Surely there’s societal value in leaving them a breeding ground.

The most evil people in Nazi Germany were generally anti-religious.

Unless you’re excluding old Adolf from that list (which would be both interesting and telling), this is not correct. A lot of people forget about him though.

Just sounds like the usual “no true Christ-man” being resurrected whenever there’s some atrocity for the church to slink away from once it becomes unpopular.

…how many […] actually have Christian values…

All of them, it’s how you know what “Christian values” really are (not just the cleaned-up public-facing image they use for marketing) and it turns out they’re pretty shit.

Maybe he’ll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.

Quick, blame some missing dead guy for it.

And your hair will grow back like it used to.

Representatives for the US team attempted to deny the allegation but, while searching for the press briefing room, were tragically lost in an industrial laundromat’s brief pressing room.

Should just lean into it and launch the Warthunder Discord, Signal group and anonymized TOR document upload services. Make them your one stop shop for moronic intel drops. Bonus points if they organize collections into DLC packages or sell individual random pages in the microtransaction store.

Stop, it’s not a competition to see who can do the dumbest intel leaks but if it were, we’ve already taken the gold, silver and bronze.

I think I know the suspect.

Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I’m melting.

Well duh, it’s right there in the name: Infantry.

It’s too soon to say conclusively that they all aren’t though, additional testing is required.