Temporal anomaly, Lemmist started writing that reply in early 2020. Something about transiting would-be assassins disrupting the flow of time; eggheads in the lab call it time-bulance. It’s probably fine.

But just look at how it brings people together (to rape the kids and hate the minorities). Surely there’s societal value in leaving them a breeding ground.

The most evil people in Nazi Germany were generally anti-religious.

Unless you’re excluding old Adolf from that list (which would be both interesting and telling), this is not correct. A lot of people forget about him though.

Just sounds like the usual “no true Christ-man” being resurrected whenever there’s some atrocity for the church to slink away from once it becomes unpopular.

…how many […] actually have Christian values…

All of them, it’s how you know what “Christian values” really are (not just the cleaned-up public-facing image they use for marketing) and it turns out they’re pretty shit.

Maybe he’ll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.

Quick, blame some missing dead guy for it.

And your hair will grow back like it used to.

Representatives for the US team attempted to deny the allegation but, while searching for the press briefing room, were tragically lost in an industrial laundromat’s brief pressing room.

Should just lean into it and launch the Warthunder Discord, Signal group and anonymized TOR document upload services. Make them your one stop shop for moronic intel drops. Bonus points if they organize collections into DLC packages or sell individual random pages in the microtransaction store.

Stop, it’s not a competition to see who can do the dumbest intel leaks but if it were, we’ve already taken the gold, silver and bronze.

I think I know the suspect.

Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I’m melting.

Well duh, it’s right there in the name: Infantry.

It’s too soon to say conclusively that they all aren’t though, additional testing is required.

The only time Musk should get briefed is if that’s a euphemism for a wedgie.

No shit.

Maybe there are (at least) 9 of these code-named agents who are assigned an identity for the duration of their employment.

Kinda want her to get the role now just so these assholes don’t see Depp or somebody else in the new movie and think that they had a hand in saving Hollywood from the evil forces of woke. Satisfaction is not permitted.

Soaking in their precious bodily fluids while denying them his essence.

On the plus side, some have been captured and are now prisoners of war. It’s a significant quality-of-life improvement.