Chinese hackers do Chinese hacker things, news at 11.

It only seems that way because it is.

Step 1: Don’t do war crimes.

Send a bill to the governing body of the country where it’s registered and add on a hefty service charge to cover labor/materials/cleanup.

…summon a proper military vessel…

Like a missile.

…Some men collect pervy plastic dolls, some collect holes.

Redundant.

Could be the start of the plot for a romantic comedy brought to you by NK’s propaganda films department. Divorcing couple sign the papers, get carted off to a labor camp and learn to love the state – and each other (but mostly the state) – all over again.

Full marks but for the alliteration bonus point, we would have accepted ‘Homicide Hornet’.

In this case, it’ll stand for “Slimy Child Predator”.

Then they’d have to do more work when it becomes convenient to call backsies on the “permanently” part.

No time to think, just get on your knees like the pastor’s favorite altar boy.

It would be wrong for me to mention that Muhammed married a 6-year-old when he was in his early fifties and, if recorded accounts are to be believed, started having sex with her when she was 9.

Arson, murder and jaywalking.

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I’d recommend looking up The Innocence Project to see examples of cases where false accusations result in convictions but you’re already familiar with their work.

I don’t equate the lack of conviction for the attacker with a separate conviction for false reporting by the accuser but it’d be a valid concern on top of the many other reasons someone might choose to stay silent. Many attackers may be content to escape with a “not guilty” ruling if the prosecution isn’t able to prove their case but some are certain to try and hit back through the legal system even when they know the truth of the matter. Not sure I’d roll the dice on a true (but hard to prove) claim if it opened me up to further victimization.

No harm, no foul, right? It’s not like the accusations by themselves did any damage to the players’ mental health, social lives or had any effect on their education. Those reports of vandalism to Duke property and death threats to staff must’ve been fabricated too.

As much as I’d like the justice of having her prison sentence extended by the length of time each player would have been facing, I don’t think it’s a good idea in general. Wouldn’t want to discourage survivors of rape from coming forward with legitimate accusations due to fear of repercussions if the evidence is not sufficient to convict their attacker. Lots of things can go wrong between the crime scene and court room, guilty parties don’t always end up where they belong.

Doesn’t matter, had

…seX

Long-shot 2025-2029 bingo card square: Canada joins the CSTO, USA rolls over the border, Russians rush in, WWIII and nuclear armageddon with a delicious maple flavor. I’d read that book, anyway, but hope it’s fiction rather than history in a decade or so.

I think this simulation is bugged, it keeps repeating the same news story template for the religion topic but with different locations, names and years.

I’ll write a new comment if they ever get a new story. Still haven’t found the bug report feature.