Where did they get all those torches and pitchforks so fast?

Given who’s doing the talking, I wouldn’t be surprised if that overseas buyer turns out to be Russia or Iran or something…

Similar, but more sedate.

I have no idea what this is about, but the German guy’s reaction is hilarious

The turtle moves!

My name is Guybrush Threpwood. I’m a mighty pirate.

What’s the typical reaction to that? Bring honest like that doesn’t sound like a winning strategy, unless you pass it off as a joke maybe.