Fuck Trump. We promised we would protect them.

As a society we (the US( are the absolute worst.

We are collectively on 3rd base compared to so many nations and we just screw the pooch because Fox News told us to do so.

And stealing our data.

And installing malware.

And…

Sounds sustainable.

It did, with Gwen Stefani on The Voice.

The calculator comes with guarantees.

Fascists going after educators and education is never by accident.

Same here. I’m sitting here thinking, wait a minute yet another way for us to police the entire f****** world?

According to the title it is poisoning people.

He actually can’t achieve orgasm without simultaneously choking a hooker, but his arms are nowhere near strong enough (effectively rendering him orgasmless).

On account of him being a real actual little bitch?

Depends on how much actual thought was put in. The poorest segment of the population uses a fuckton of cash. There could be a massive implicit transfer of wealth going on if the Dollar Generals of the world are allowed to construct prices around an implicit $0.04 gain from rounding up.

Yup. Being a dad is 100% the most important and involved thing I’ve ever done.

Let’s be honest. These knobs aren’t typically fighting or dying for anything.

A word I’ve been tired of for about 20 years now. I remember once all the bush s*** happened after 9:11 in the invasion of Iraq, Patriot became the new badge of honor of morons.

I remember actually having a few conversations or even debates with people over politics and then suddenly they would shout “what, you don’t think I’m a fucking patriot?”

What boring dystopia we’ve been in for the past couple of decades.

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I’m a millennial bin used to having that for dinner.

Ok, what can I afford then???

You will catch even more flies with cow shit.