Make it per day and he might actually care.

EVEN SPLIT OR GTFO GAAAAAAH

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Fair point. They’ve always defaulted to Shumering because shutting down the government causes a lot of pain for people dependent on public services, but with the idiots in charge already dismantling everything, there’s zero reason not to, most of the people dependent on the government are already getting fucked DOGEy style anyway.

He absolutely could

It’s almost better than losing money. He put up a certain amount of Tesla stock as collateral for the loan (essentially) to buy Twitter.

So if Tesla’s stock tanks, those creditors will be able to claw more stock away from him. If it tanks enough, he’s in hostile takeover territory.

When the bri’ish build their own 10,000 year nuclear waste bunker, they can communicate the need to stay the hell away however they see fit.

Madoff died in a jail cell, that’s gotta count for something.

This place is not a place of honor.

No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.

Nothing valued is here.

This place is a message and part of a system of messages.

Pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us.

We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

yeah it might be specific to the app they built for Roku.

Onn is just Walmart Roku, they will absolutely slather it in ads as soon as they figure out how. +1 on Nvidia shield.

FWIW Roku doesn’t make the apps. That’s on Max. The Paramount app is trash too, resume doesn’t work.

WE ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY TO UNFUCK THIS DOG THAT WE FUCKED TO DEATH.

Just a fun fact, the Tesla showrooms aren’t owned by a third party like a dealership, they’re owned by Tesla, so there’s no “screwing over a local business owner” here.

If you’re going to buy an angle grinder, and you value your eyes and hands, at the very least choose a brand that isn’t six random capital letters.

Literally IBM a decade ago. AI->Quantum

If they liquid him and put him in a (large) jar, they can fit all of him in the bill. Throw the wig on top and no one could tell the difference.