“I know what it feels like to be upside down from here.” -Atom and His Package

“Since the spotting happened in private property, the reward will go to the private owners of said property.”

Franchise owner: Good job! -Hands over $100 gift card-

I always get the weirdest looks at cons when I wear a T-shirt bearing this slogan.

I played a cop in a video game once and know that they investigate murders of poor/homeless people.

I heard he climbed down into the sewers, put his signature hockey mask back on and is sheltering with some young adult martial arts reptilians.

I can’t think of any examples of the top of my head, but aren’t there some games that should have thrived but we’re heals back by launching as Epic exclusives?

Hey sailor… ;)

Game Production Manager: “Nobody is going home until we get this bug ironed out. You don’t have to come in this weekend if you don’t want, but we won’t renew your contract if you didn’t.”

Because blue LEDs are a MIRACLE, dammit!

I dunno, I worked with a Gen Z aged dude that thought blowing his life savings on a down payment for a new Camaro was a sound investment because it was going to be the last ICE Camaro ever made.

I wanted to go into the points that a new car depreciates the second it leaves the lot, the cost of upkeep between now and the years it would take for the car to POSSIBLY gain value, but I knew they wouldn’t listen.

Last time I spoke with him before he was fired he was trying to decide whether it was a better idea to ship his collection of Pokemon cards to California to get professionally graded or to take the trip himself.

Dude definitely took risks. He definitely had some NFTs in his portfolio.

It seems like the generation may be more willing to take risks when safe at home behind a screen.

Won’t anyone think of the gun owners that have social anxiety that can’t bear to look the guy at the gun shop in the eye and don’t have the time to wait for an online order because IVE GOT TO DO IT TONIGHT IF I DON’T DO IT TONIGHT ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

/s

‘Heaven is a place in Earth’ was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac’s, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

Everyone that voted for Cheeto Christ has willingly put their teeth to the curb, so SUKBRICK isn’t far off.

I love that in Fallout one of the crafting materials you get from breaking down cigarettes is asbestos. Its not true of course, at least I don’t think so…

I’m unrelated news, public transportation simulator sales have spiked 175% since 2011.

Sounds kind of like Fire Watch in space, I’ll have to check it out. Cheers!

Aardwolf by chance? That was my jam daily for a couple years.

I don’t think I ever got anywhere in that game, I just spent the whole weekend rental tazing poor unfortunate bros…

The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.