He won’t be able to run due to the poop shoes.

Step one, poop in a paper bag.
Step two, light the bag on fire.
Step three, laugh at Preacher Poop Shoes.

Tots and pears, indeed.

Saying “long voting history of the state” is a gross misunderstanding of Texas. Every major city here votes blue. We are so heavily gerrymandered that we get screwed every election. Texas is a sleeper swing state. I know because I live here.

You are a real asshole if you think anyone deserves to have their children drown to death.

Center left? Center left??? How about full blown leftist socialist, because nothing less will do.

“Enough is enough, I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. Everybody strap in. I’m about to open some freakin’ windows, mate.”

Searching for R34 is on you. Naming something R34 is on Nissan. The popularity of R34 is on all of us.