Ultragramps

I used the iso modification tool from the GitHub for ChrisTitus before installing with good results

chopping bonesawing sounds

I don’t see how they ignored an actual case of sexual assault at a pizza parlor…oh it’s because he was a Republican mega donor.
Also, the Google results for ‘Vander Esch assault pizza ranch’ have at least five different “digital newspapers” pushed to the top of the results with a different story that does not match the record of the legal proceedings.

The astronauts in orbit are likely going to die at a young age from cosmic radiation exposure. I worry they will want to cover this up and let the stranded astronauts die just to keep up interest in “billionaires with rockets.”

“I want my scalps.” - Aldo Rayne

Reminds me of a line from the recurring Daily Show “sports” segment: “Gambling. Because home ownership is a burden.”

Patient gamers +1

A very plausible outcome! I’m guessing the cost of methylene Blue is going to rise.

Looks pretty

“That final output is 69.420Mhz” it was destiny.

See also: Conservatives who are not socially or financially conservative, but still get to have the name to sound like they aren’t the greedy cowards they actually are.

I know lots of antivaxxers spread Covid while traveling and the avian pandemic will likely have just as much help if not more now. Capitalism giving those fat greasy dollars the ability to travel anywhere, so there go tourist destinations.

The radiation exposure in space is insane. Their health did certainly going to be noticeable.

Jim Carrey was famously homeless for a time before he made his break in In Living Color. I have doubts that these are his words.

Infrastructure week!

How about going to a water park and riding a jet ski on the lazy river?