RFK Jr is hiking in Coachella.

Because this is Texas’ bag man. Don’t anyone harsh his buzz.

They want Lionel Hutz, not Robert Shapiro.

Depression.

Bigly Depression.

Its fraud all the way down, Jerry.

This dude totally looks like he’s committed fraud at some point in his life

They fired hundreds of people from a high stress job with no notice.

What’s the worst that could happen?

Why? The president sleeps in the White House.

Oops.

Sorry, folks. Guy you voted for crippled FEMA.

Face Eating Leopard out front should have told ya.

Big Hero 6 style

Conscription is in Project 2025.

"I’ve created a tincture consisting of:

A skunk run over off the Jersey Turnpike

The collected runoff of a Louisville Transfer Station

Eye of newt.

Apply under the light of the new moon to invigorate the body’s humors against infection and increased erectile performance"

Raisin Face

What!? He said he wouldn’t do it, then did it anyway?

Shocking!!

“K. Bye.” - Everyone who’s not traitor scum.

55 gallon plastic drum, 5 gallon mylar bags filled with rice and oxygen absorbers.

With beans, you deep freeze them first, then put them into the bags with oxygen absorbers.

I’ve got my wife buying huge bags of rice and beans every shopping trip. So far we have 50 lbs each in storage in our basement. I am definitely not fucking around lol.

Buy canned goods, rice and beans.

Only thing I’m buying today is a bottle of rum.

In Aruba

I used this as a basic guide https://www.backyardchickenchatter.com/what-can-chickens-eat/

They can eat lots of things! Certain seeds (cherry apple) can kill them. Just like us practice moderation.

called the move cruel

Ah. There it is. The lifeblood of the MAGAots.