Here’s one:

I thought they were a for-profit company all this time.

Jenkins says there are already three Popeye slasher flicks in the works.

Filmmakers Try To Use Public Domain Characters for Anything Other Than Cheap Horror Movies Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Yup. Might makes right in the corporate world.

she’s a crypto queen

Gunpowder, gelatin

Dynamite with a laser beam

Guaranteed to blow your mind

Anytiiiime!

…and we’re back to where we started.

They probably mean the hard drive has 10 platters, each containing at least 3TB.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.