All the moaning in the world does less than just looking happy to be there having fun

That could be pretty tricky, look like the fronts fell off

I told my wife 4 years ago when these charges came in “If this becomes more than a slap on the wrist I will be amazed”, I am not amazed.

Barbie horse adventures

I remember my last job, I would have to take days off for sick days, or half days for the Dentists. My boss however would send out emails like “Hey I am going out of town to Palm Springs, I’ll be there for 3 weeks, I will be available for phone from the golf course so I am really only taking 2 days of PTO”

ARGH Why did you have to remind me that Tom Scott is still missing from Youtube!

POPTARTS are Calzones. Calzones are Pizzas. Pizzas are Open-Face Sandwiches!

I’m surprised Ukraine and Russia didn’t get together at the start of the war to decide who was skins and who was shirts so they knew what team was what. Would have been easier for the NKs to remember which white person was the bad one.

You own the figure in the game, but don’t delude yourself into thinking you actually own this game. We reserve the right to remove your access to your property at our own discretion

I was real excited for this game but once it came out, it doesn’t seem to deliver on any of the things I was hyped about

Someone should point out to most of the right wingers that FEMA is socialism