I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

Might want to fix that typo there.

Are you saying the US doesn’t have a gang problem?

A lawn chair, case of beer and a varmint rifle will make a good start.

This may surprise you, but “white supremacists” 🙄 Aren’t all that fond of the jews, regardless of their skin tone.

This is probably a stupid question, but how do you dry your ass afterwards?