Tedesche

“My brain worms tell me those medications were never safe to begin with. All you need is bleach, cocaine, and Jesus.”

Most people learn statistics in college though.

I’ll bet that pastor guzzles cum by the gallon behind the gas station at 3:00 a.m.

“No, I wasn’t expecting the leopards to eat my face, but I’m sure it was for the greater good. I still support the leopards. Although, I will miss my face and I don’t know what it did wrong, this is the wisdom of the leopards and it is not meant for me to know.”