Is “id rather take a shot to the back of the throat from Andy Dick, than be stuck using Microsoft Office” approved for the app store?

I thought the same thing

Yea I use a 2080ti and currently am playing FTL (2012) I have no room to talk lol

Bro, Mario 64 is the same game as Mario Sunshine is the same game as Mario galaxy is the same game as Mario Odyssey. Just get a cheaper console. Done.

Problem is, the steam deck plays both of those things. Steam deck just needs windows for fartnight

Sure but the switch is 10 year old hardware. You know what else was released at that time? The iPhone 6s…do you currently use an iPhone 6s?

Well. NES/SNES/N64/GameCube/DS/GBA all had bangers. The well started to dry up around the wii.

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Yeaaaa I was thinking melting hands and faces from back spray lol. Wait, will hydrochloric acid react to plastic? If not you’d need a glass paint pen. Also we’re both on watchlists now :) shit…

Disclaimer. Don’t actually do any of this. But yes it would be a silly skit on adult swim or something.

Lol amateurs. After your first emulsion incident you learn pretty quick

Ehhhh, that makes it a chemical terrorist attack. If it’s not classified as that now, it will be the first time it’s tried. Plus that’s significantly more dangerous than a Molotov or a gun.

But the eyelid things look like they’re really uncomfortable. Any chance you can just hack into our brains and stream advertising consistently while I’m in a coma?

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If the end times are artificially created, they still fulfill the prophecy.

It was “lets go Brandon”

Hmm. Interesting.

I have an ender 3 and Im glad it doesn’t do any of that. So much more complicated

Your 3d printer has a NIC?

Money.

Well for what it’s worth I enjoyed the read.