Capitalism functioning as expected. Shocking.

The pilot died? Well that does explain a lot.

“I sent vaccines to the antivaxxers, this is a great idea that will surely resolve the issue.”

Guy needs a new brainworm to pilot him cuz that move is stupid as fuck.

More wasteful government spending. Guy said he was gonna shoot himself, why waste ~40 cents?

Oh, you mean like Karoshi? The term that translates to “overwork death”? Good times. Good times.

line must go up forever

Remember when he endorsed Goya beans in the Oval Office? Good times.

Shocking literally no one, cancelling a credit card with a 10,000 dollar limit that has only had 2,000 spent on it isn’t actually 8,000 in savings.

If I could really choose a death method, I think gladiatorial combat to the death would be pretty dope. Just throw death row inmates in a arena and PPV it. Let guys in for life with no parole or 300 year sentences have a go too if they want. Not for a reduction in sentence or extra benefits or anything though, just to do it. If dudes survive, let them fight again in the next show if they want. Could even give profits to the victims families.

I had heard anecdotes of the head surviving for several seconds before death in that case. The aesthetic is top tier though.

I mean, if I had to choose between the chair, lethal injection, and a firing squad… I always thought they shot for the head though, so kinda surprising they go for the heart shot, though I suppose an open casket funeral is preferable. Heart would take longer for death, wouldn’t it?

In the hypothetical where Concord was F2P it still would be competing against juggernauts like OW2 and now Marvel Rivals, but with a cast that is objectively not pleasing to the eye. It could still be alive but it would 100% not be thriving.

Push to ban automobile manufacture as it threatens buggywhip makers.

better watch out they might blow up the rubble of Gaza into smaller rubble.

mans got that “hit randomize on the character creator” look.

The only bad part about the obvious outcome here is that we’ll have the 9/11 and JFK conspiracy theorist types jerking themselves raw about how it was absolutely a conspiracy to assassinate him.

Vance might be smarter then Trump but there’s not a chance MAGA coalesces around him if Trump dies. Without that, congressional R’s won’t bend the knee so readily.

Considering I’ve been this way since I was a school aged kid, I don’t think it’s relevant.

It looks like you’ve replied to the wrong person as I am in no way sure how your comment is relevant to mine.

I’ve caught what I presume is the seasonal flu and it has absolutely put me on my ass. Blowing my nose every 5 minutes, coughing up phlegm, I’ve used so many tissues my trash bin is looking like I’m a teenager who just discovered pornhub. I think I’m past the worst of it, but I took a long weekend and bought a boatload of sick supplies like mucinex, sudafed, chicken noodle soup, and powerade anyhow just to be on the safe side. I’ve got a pretty strong immune system and basically never catch colds, so I feel pretty confident that regular folks that catch it are going to be absolutely demolished by it, possibly hospital time even.