We keep moving beyond parody

what will comedy even look like in 30 years? Will political satire be dry PSAs about functional government?

from a quick search, Arce believes Morales running so many times is undemocratic, and it spiraled from there

Almost as if ‘Trade deficit’ is a scary cudgel to goad idiots

journalism has been weak for years, basically just a bullhorn for whoever is being interviewed in that moment

yeah, I have never in my life met a trade worker that wasn’t some frothing right-wing sterotype. Maybe i’m unlucky, but the era of socialist workers looks over to me

Jesus, they were less than half of 73 square miles before?

global mega powerquake is the coolest name for a prayer meeting

You mean some sort of well-regulated militia? That’s crazy, just flood the fucking streets with lead. /s

Ah yes “guns don’t kill people, people do”

The Independent is from Britain

But I agree the headline is weak

Well at least Ford won’t somehow fuck this up

W"e’re cuffed! Running the community kitchen — the lifeline for millions — is no longer possible. We used to provide fresh and nutritious meals for 1,800 displaced families and community members,” says Ali, a community kitchen volunteer from East Darfur.

Today, the kitchen that once gave us hope stands empty, leaving me with nothing to feed my starving children. I fear we won’t survive much longer. We feel the world has forgotten us,” says Amna*, 45, a mother of six now living in East Darfur after fleeing her home.

Watch this kitchen used to receive USAid. Fuck trump, musk, and all those other short sighted nazis

Apparently this guy also hates Russia, is wanted there for helping to organize red army monument removals, so maybe that will be the one thing he won’t fuck up

When is he not?

Can I shoot my training cadre in the tutorial like those Central Asians did near the start of the war?

this war is for peace

Actually, literally, 1984

But then how does Ted Cruz keep finding work?

Something about how bird flu isn’t real and those damn commie Canadians want to kill those big burds fer no raisin

It’s stupid down here if you haven’t noticed

She found that there were legitimate questions about Musk’s authority but said there weren’t grounds to justify a temporary restraining order.

BWUH?!

I’m sure his chief of staff itinerary is in that slippery laptop