To be fair, it would take me about 16,000 years at an average wage to make a billion dollars. Since Musky has more than one billion years. With the exchange rate of 16,000 years per billion. Musky is going to have a fucking ton of life times to pay his karmic debt.

“We’re kidding Ukraines about terminating your legal protections in the future. We already did terminated your legal protections.”

People’s Party of Canada sounds communist like the People’s Republic of China or the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

Who knew Teslsas would set on fire in hot temperatures.

“I’m an American citizen” they plead as they being thrown into the back of the ICE van.

ICE does not care.

Narrator “They were indeed an American citizen. Born and raised in America.”

Ol’ smrty Musky won’t be blamed for the tragic accident. It would be some helpless fall person or Las Vegas.

Smrty Musky can’t be blamed for this.

A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Thank god, ol’ smarty Musky built a tunnel with no safety features for all those Teslas.

No, no, no. Don’t you see, making 6 companies go bankrupt makes Trumpy a very a good business man. /s

I don’t know why Canada and Mexico haven’t done a press conference where they rip up the USMCA agreement.

Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.

You are giving Musky’s teenagers way too much credit.

The good ol Russian elevator.

War Thunder forums “Hold my beer.”

Step 1 - Break numerous laws to sell gold.
Step 2 - Sell gold to fellow cronies for cheap.
Step 3 - Use gold money to buy bitcoin to drive the price up.
Step 4 - Sell bitcoin when price is high.
Step 6 - Bitcoin crashes.
Step 7 - Profit for Trumpy and his cronies

MAGA doesn’t hear you. MAGA don’t care.

How about the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

Still too tough for them to understand.

Balance of Power?

Nah, it’s only an issue if Democrats weaponize the DoJ.

Dear Trans People, if are you indeed burning Teslas. Please continue,

Meanwhile we have people like AOC volunteering to do town halls in Republican districts, just so Republican voters can actually talk to a member of congress.

I love this as it’s such a power move.