Thank you, I was afraid people would think I was living up to my username…I am genuinely curious but also lazy and bad at math.

I must have died years ago lol

How many minutes did I lose in those 5 years when I was smoking 3 packs a day?

This feckless fuck over here, I am starting to think Ol’Corn Pop beat the dog shit out of him back in the day.

End Citizens United, force retirement at 65, and term limits for all governmental appointments and elected officials.

As my old granddad used to say “If one stinks of shit you best believe they all stink of shit.”

With their history of “bird strikes” I can see why.

They don’t give a shit if you like them lol they don’t give a shit if they kill a billion civilians on a billion planes. In the end, if the greedy power-hungry fucks around the world end up being in charge of a radioactive rock littered with dead they will still be happy with the result.

What is this? Did I go to sleep and wake up in 2014?

Grand Columbia, the Panama Canal project, a Bull Moose, $40 million, Manuel Amador, The Torrijos Carter Treaties, and a little bit of hyperbole.

Your mom is what US education has come to.

Don’t worry Mexico, Co-presidents Trump and Musk will send the Tier Oneest of Tier One operators to hulk smash those pesky Narcos for you and reunite Mexico with its ancestral homeland of Texas.

Edit: spell check changed Copresident to Columbian.

From Columbia, yes, the United States took the Central American portion of Columbia and made Panama. Then built the Canal and leased it from Panama for 100 years.

Edit: there is a lot more to it but that’s the gist of it.

I mean last I counted he had like 200000 alibis so…

Keep telling me how both sides are not the same.

Edit: corruption is corruption and it does not matter your intentions or ideology. If you are willing to be ignorant and ignore it because of a letter by a name or because one side does things that align with your wants and needs you are still a part of the problem. There will be no change with either side because they work for the same master, greed. Keep downvoting and explaining how these criminals are different than the others. Good luck.

Marijuanas is a gateway drug. I smoked 3 marijuanas and 5 weeks later came out of my k hole and I was in the middle of multi-billion dollar business deal with Kim Jong Un. Never smoking marijuanas again.

Sure, why not? Who fucking cares anymore? I bet $2 they will stop around Jan 1st and then some dude from “the government” will say it was just swamp gas and weather balloons.

Smoke recreational socialism?

I am not, says right there in the post.

I hope so, it would be nice to watch the left dog walk these mother fuckers…who am I kidding the left won’t do jack shit.

Yall can’t read, can you?

Bless their hearts, they still think Palestinians will be allowed, let alone alive, to move back into Gaza.

“Hey guys! Don’t worry I have a double saw buck that says Trump won’t win. Let’s all go get a malted and listen to the Beatles on the ol’juke box.” - Gavin “Can You Get The Check? I Only Have Hundreds.” Newsom

Just fucking do it already. We are all going to fuck sooner or later so let’s get it on now. No more foreplay just spit on it and get to fucking.