Think “spring break air horn”.

BYR-BYR:BYR-BYR-BYRRRRRR!!

“a child”? Trump and Epstein were best friends for decades. Trump almost certainly fucked many multiple children.

Why the fuck does an operating system have ANY rules relating to queerness?

I thought the P stood for “Pedophile”.

“Some dude went rogue with a sub, then things escalated.”

Wow! What did you search to find something like that??

Like… what specifically did you search for?

… 'cause that’s weird, or something.

… So… what were those search terms…?

It’s not worth it anymore. Vegas used to be budget-friendly. Now it’s more like movie theater concession pricing.

“Patently offensive” and “lacks serious artistic value” are entirely subjective classifications. With those restrictions, any game with country music should be delisted.

I suppose maybe it’s a media strategy, the aim being to fix the idea that it is California’s fault in the minds of people elsewhere.

It’s a media strategy, all right. Only the aim is simply trying to distract you from the Epstein files.

Of course he was targeting the NFL. If he was targeting Blackstone, the news would have to talk about who Blackstone is.

I was also surprised that it was that high, but then I remembered the exchange rate.

They’re boycotting Pringles as an evil trap created by the democrats to trap their hands in the cans so they can’t vote.

“You must stop killing children! Children are for molesting and sexual exploitation only!”

-The Pope

“… predators. When that doesn’t work, he transfers them to another church.”

You misspelled “pedophiles”.

Ferguson was legend!

Did Iran just create KillStarter?

TACO Grande!