@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org anyone?

To paraphrase OP’s body text, if I did a shitty job I wouldn’t be receiving $1.9M checks in the mail.

Golden parachute successfully deployed.

Damn! What a bummer. I was actually considering buying their Beyond if they introduced eye tracking to it. I’ll probably make a burner email and stick that into an Apple store if they don’t fix their rather ridiculous iPhone requirements. Thanks for sharing!

A fine fellow I met at an open day at a university asked me for my LINKEDIN. I told him that I didn’t use it, and then he asked me for my Instagram. Somehow, my Dad was almost as astounded as him that I had neither. You can probably guess which social media I only really use nowadays.

Deep Rock Galactic has, in my personal experience, the best battle pass system of them all. Every season’s pass is free, because the game costs €40 upfront, they never expire and you can switch to any other season that has ever been while maintaining progress on your current one. All of the paid cosmetics are also Steam DLC that you can buy whenever, forever. Firstly, this is great because the game never tries to pressure you to play the game by slapping a timer on any and all rewards. Secondly, by allowing players to play every single battle pass, the game now contains multiple times the content that it could ever have in one season. This way, the players can enjoy ever more content while the developers don’t need to create more of it at a fast pace. I just finished season 5: Drilling Deeper and instead of having to wait however long it takes for the developers to add more progression to the game, I just turn the knob to season 2!

I’d rather say that it’s a matter of exponentially increasing funding and computing power.

The dickhead you’re looking for is now called Satya Nadella.

I’ve never heard of “dwarf” before. Is Deep Rock Galactic part of it?

Three piles of crap congregating in a toilet bowl. What else is there to say?

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LHBTI’ers/Migranten/${MINDERHEDEN}

I considered it, but I don’t think that future me would care much to go out of their way to inform an internet stranger that their prediction from a year ago was correct.

Objectively the most rational reason to be there. It’s named X, after all.

It’s hard to feel any emotions while severing such impersonal relationships. I would advise you to do it whenever you feel like it’s the correct thing to do. Go where the users shine, the memes flow and the owners aren’t dipshit billionaires who mine your data, restrict the free internet and pollute your online experiences with conspiratorial nazi bullshit. Be a digital nomad.

This makes me want to invoke the remind me bot, but I don’t think we have one on Lemmy. I wager that we’ll see this exact statememt from fridge-chest when the US gets hit with the next wave of 'rona.

I don’t think Lemmy loads all of the comments in one go, I need to scroll all the way to see them all.

Team Fortress 2. There’s just so many different ways to play the game with its combination of classes, weapons and game modes!

If only they didn’t worry about Kerbal Space Program 2 either…

The less money in the hateful hag’s pocket, the better