I would rather pay money than use Epic, not because I don’t want another launcher but because it’s Epic.

That also assumes they got it on Epic in the first place, instead of the increased awareness of the game leading them to decide to get it, just from Steam instead.

Somewhere inside that senile sack of shit there’s a blood clot that yearns to break free. Let’s all clap our hands and believe extra hard in that brave little clot.

Yeah but state charges can’t be pardoned by the president, so there’s still a chance.