I can’t just pull out my laptop at my shitty gas station job I had as a teen in 2007… I wanted an upgrade from my fucking slide phone’s shit browser. There was a huge market for it already. People KNEW they wanted it and it delivered.

I’ve heard some gnar stories from UP, but this one is one of the worst.

From the name, I assumed it was another “Myst” parody but trippy.

Pony island is the weakest of his games for me, but it’s still great, like you said! I’m SO PSYCHED for Pony Island 2!

The Hex is such a great and innovative game.

I love Inscryption very much but my favorite game the creator of Inscryption did is his previous game, “The Hex”. I recommend anyone reading this go in blind, don’t trust the screenshots you see on Steam, everything makes sense after less than an hour of playing and it gets so much more nuts and creative from there.

I struggled for a while but eventually I unlocked all the mirror stuff and got it dialed in so I could get specific duos to become godly OP every run I did. It took a lot of memorization of what boons were needed to get those duos, and when to reroll though!

I will very happily never read “Thanks for the award, kind stranger!” or a string of cringy award speech edits again. I’m so happy they don’t exist here.

That’s fair! I do want that. It’s nostalgic.

Awards made Reddit so much shittier, that would be a nightmare.

I find them plenty interesting during Bingo… and Humongous games always slap

As a fan of Brutalmoose’s retro streams, this is an affront

It’s also funny cuz the Vita is a fairly powerful handheld that ran games much more demanding than BL2 at much higher framerates. No excuse for that.

Fuck off the Miata is amazing

Which jump scare?! I’m so curious hahaha

Riven is easily the best, agreed. The forest shit was insane in Exile. The up-down elevator in the toilet world was also awful.

Myst 3 was okay. Balls Age was easily the best. The other two were kinda jank. The ending was INCREDIBLE.

I said this before tonight but Kirk was a piece of shit, but he wasn’t just a podcaster. He was hugely influential in getting younger folks to lean heavily right. Like… this might be the biggest political assassination in our lifetimes. I heavily recommend the latest episode of the TrueAnon podcast if you don’t believe me. They cover the extent of his his evil reach much better than I can.

I miss TF2. During COVID, I sold three of my hats for enough to buy an Index. Good stuff.

Right, absolutely. I use almost no apps for anything, I just use my phone’s browser for the web sites I want, and have a specific few non-privacy-invasive apps for other things (Voyager for here, Signal for messaging, password manager, etc) and have zero reason I would ever want to give up that functionality to do what, make CALLS? I don’t do that shit. Text message? Nah.

Attention-whoring to the maxxxx