I dunno, I think the idea of President Vance or President Johnson even don’t really seem like upgrades.

Settle down, L. Ron Hubbard.

Evangelical Churches: “Hey Pope, hold my beer.”

I feel bad about our chances.

She’s probably just moving down to the harem compound in Texas to join the Baby Mama Squad.

Well yeah, she’s got the company all turned around and set up as the Town Square for Nazis that Musk tasked her with, so there’s not much left to do. Time to move on to the next project!

Hello, goodbye, t’was nice to know you

How I find myself without you

That I’ll never know - Honeybee

I let myself go

Stephen Miller would be downright pissed off if it wasn’t.

That’s what makes him such a colossal pile of human excrement.

Oh come on now. Wouldn’t you be just a bit sad for the bus?

They saw that video of RFK coming out of the bathroom without shoes on, didn’t they?

Burn, planet, burn.

Wasn’t that a Depeche Mode song?

“The Bible teaches that those people are worthy of death. They are supposed to be executed by the government. We are not to take the law into our own hands.”

Ah yes, Jesus was famously pro-death penalty as long as only the state was enforcing it.

But finding that one brain cell out all the ones in your head is a really, really hard thing to do.

I thought this was going to be about Elon Musk’s new political party.

If AI was actually as good as they claim it is, then the AI bots that keep posting AI stories on Lemmy would have learned that all it will ever get them is derision and downvotes.

They even have their own party salute!

Ted Cruz frantically trying to book a flight to anywhere outside of the states.

A draft dodger removing the name of a political martyr from a naval warship is EXACTLY what I had on my Fucked Up Bingo Card of 2025.

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