flying spaghetti monster was a parody religion.

You shut your filthy mouth or I’ll get my colander, pitch fork and blood-thirsty mob.

Canadaland had a good discussion about this “$1.74 an hour” math.

“We have a fiduciary responsibility to kill these drags on our profits.”

–UHC Executives, probably

Final nominees found for the 2024 Darwin Awards.

And has already formed an LLC to bid on the assets so it can reform the company clear of the legal responsibilities of the last one.

I hope you use Zmodem so we can pick up where we left off if we lose our connection.

Stop?

Congrats on once again doing the bare minimum required of you. You guys are the best.

This timeline has gone completely off the rails.

Having lived within 100 miles of The Villages, I’m kind of OK with that.

Someone is going to make a mint when they create a VPN that gramps can figure out how to use.

Some reporters began calling the astronauts “stranded” or “stuck” on the ISS. NASA and Boeing stress, however, that this couldn’t be further from the truth.

https://www.space.com/boeing-starliner-nasa-astronauts-not-stranded-space

“Diploma mills are gonna diploma mill.”

—The Wharton School, probably

Please buckle your seat belts and keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. We are now entering the “Find Out” portion of the ride. God luck.

Stop pretending that infotainment channels like NBC, ABC and CBS are still journalism outlets.

I want to live in the timeline where things Bernie sees actually come true.

Don’t worry, since we’re starting to ban social media for children to protect them, I’m sure we’ll ban church for children, too.

“Let them eat cake.”

“There’s no chance this leopard will eat my face.”

–Migrating Journalists, probably

This image is giving me 1970s Lite Brite flashbacks.