Not if it collapses as fast as it looks like it will!

You ever seen a grown man naked?

That’s not what happens in this scenario… Those aircraft carriers and F35s get activated.

Not to mention completely defenseless at the worst possible time.

This promotion is for new customers only.

It’s not done going down yet.

Heyyyy uhhh Raytheon, you gonna do something? Boeing? Actually Boeing probably accidentally will.

Huh, I have like, 35 cousins in Lubbock.

Anyways. I might call in to work tomorrow, stating my perineum hurts, and that I may have pulled or strained it.

That doomsday clock is a lot more quiet than I expected it to be.

Yeah, he doesn’t give a fuck about Russia. He’s bringing them back to use on us.

Or smaller nations that need to find new supply lines.

I’m so sick of potatoes. Why do potatoes get shoved down our throat for every single meal?

Americans do this too. Trash panda, chicken tendies.

As if I needed a new fetish.

Waterlogged Midwest? Looks at all our dry creeks and river… News to me.

Someone made it in excel in 10 minutes.

Orban thinks he’s being sneaky with this shit while all eyes are on the rotten habanero and his antics.

Lol, so many heads and fists in each other’s asses, it’s hard to tell where one of them stops, and the next one starts.

MUCH more.

The US also has the first and second biggest air forces.