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It’s like the crawler that takes launch vehicles to the launching pad at Cape Canaveral.

I have an HO gauge rail that takes me from my couch to the refrigerator.

I am reminded of the meme with the left/right spectrum, and the weird curving line above marked “Whatever the fuck tankies are.”

Trains never crash.

.ml is that way —->

That’s called lying.

They’re going to fine people for “sharing information about air quality that did not meet strict standards”? The irony here is so thick you can spread it on toast.

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Por que no los dos

… without fear of retribution, …

I’m not so sure about that.

“Blocks.”

Disciplinary actions for the sailor who reported them, I’m sure.

All this does is allow people who don’t traditionally get tipped to start getting “tipped” and avoiding taxes.

Yes, but that aged look from years of stress isn’t vitiligo.

Damn kids, get out of my yard

It was before chat services arrived.

You know what’s exactly as decentralized as fediverse? Email. Do you know anyone who doesn’t use email?

That’ll end well.

You know what business travelers do? They spend lots of money on hotels and food and entertainment.

I’m sure they’ll be perfectly safe in one of the hottest war zones in the world.