It would be nice to see poo trickling down Elon’s back every day

What a beautiful allegory of 2025 America. And on day one!

NEWS

A $240 gift card seems quite low for bugs that would allow you to order (essentially) free food, access the orders and invoices of other users, driver’s personal information and their real time location.

If you can’t tell, better safe than sorry, get your wallet out. It could be your eternal soul on the line.

I don’t know about the last part. When I practice, I’m just splitting firewood. The executions are a whole different vibe.

So it was free market capitalism bringing in immigrants all along. Who knew?

“Urgh, I guess we are going to have to brutalise these protesters ourselves”

So basically a parking infraction.

American football is okay. Just scrapes into the top 3 of American sports for me.

Biggest GLOBAL even in the WORLD of American only football*

*Other football has 10x the viewers

Yeah what is this comparison? We all know the superbowl exists, but American Football… ew.

Fuck off with your “allegedly”. We all saw the video of him pepper spraying them in the face.

Allegedly someone came to assassinate him because they were killed by the police near his house.

Oh, wow, the head of the now far-right social media platform supports the far-right party in the birthplace of the Nazis. Who could have predicted that.

It’s like little baby learned a new word

Yes

Yeah, if you ignore like ALL of the nominations and winners at The Game Awards for the last 10 years and take a look at checks notes Fortnite

Had a feeling that was the case and didn’t know the reference! I don’t know if it’s better or worse that there is a name for this like it’s a grand old tradition.

I would not describe that as a “donkey show”

I was wondering what you meant by Top 20 until I checked their website. I thought it was just still BR with some variations. It’s basically Roblox now.