Agreed. Personally, I think we should strap him to an SLS rocket and shoot him at the surface of the moon. It would be worth a billion dollars.

He’s not even from the US and camen here illegally.

What in the absolute fuck is wrong with this planet?

Good.

Bernie can read the room. These other fuckers very much less so.

I’m 3/4ths the way there.

Do All Recreational Enhancers!

I hope the asteroid comes soon.

Twitter dies when advertisers realize there’s no money in paying to advertise there. The moment it becomes more advantageous to pay for the ads somewhere else, it collapses.

Out the window? Recoverable. Shredded to bits at the bottom of a dirty disposal, just like the constitution? That’s where it’ll go.

Well, that’s how you make a good curse.

And they are collectively shortening our lifetimes too so we pollute less so they can keep their jetliners running during a lunch break in France!

Including over the counter stuff like condoms.

I see this as an absolute win. But the Catholics are fuming.

Something something translunar orbit.

Do nothing. Let it hatch!

Probably something like Total War.

As will domestic adversaries.

So how do we combat that?

Why, of course they are!

Same as Sprint! And then when the deal is complete and all the promises made and contracts signed, they will start firing the highest paid/longest tenured employees at T-Mobile for cost savings while jacking up prices with new plans with the same features every 6 to 8 months and promotional phone pricing only for those new plans.

I should know. I was a store manager for 5 years. Before and after sprint merger.

T-Mobile was always a shit company with a bombastically marketed CEO that was all Packing Cracking et al. Reduce and replace is a scam. They lie and say they don’t have the device if you don’t buy accessories in store.

Wanna know how to get the phone?

Start picking out your accessories, have them grab your phone from the back, once they start the phone sale process, say you have changed your mind on your accessories. If they then say you can’t buy it, call the corporate 611 number and ask for a bill credit for deceptive practices and report the store. Then go and report to the FCC for bill stuffing.

Never use a third party store. They are even griftier.

This gave me a chuckle.

I think it’s a funny AF name. If not for the little Bobby Tables of it all. Somewhere, some news aggregator accidentally purged everything.