That’s one way to combat school shootings I guess, erode the education system so hard that kids become too inept to kill their peers.

It can with federally mandated kegel exercises.

Myanmar isn’t a great tourist spot right now either, unless civil war is your thing.

Normalize fly by night operations, just not when Chinese nationals do it

This whole thing lacks the elegance of poker, Trump started the dare and has escalated to triple dog.

That janitor at the US consulate? 50 confirmed kills. 45 of them house pets.

What they don’t mention in the movies is how many of those women he got pregnant and had to pay child support to(except Craig Bond). I suppose he was enough of a blunt instrument that they didn’t have to worry about him getting blackmailed or otherwise selling state secrets because they never really gave him intel of much value.

A very well deserved Darwin award.

Trump’s term is like a ticking clock, berserker!

Whew, thought i was gonna be the only weirdo that enjoyed that one.

Foreign intelligence agencies are about to have a much easier time spotting American spies in the field. Anyone who isn’t a straight white Christian male will have been effectively eliminated from the pool of possible American operatives.

Bortles!

“I’m not a fan of his politics or anything, but there’s no excuse for attacking other people’s property.” - US conservative “opinion”

More recent development in spoon engineering.

He could trek over to Argentina and look for those Hitler clones that totally exist based on his own research.

Ah yes, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude approach

Silent Hill [Pay Your Respects]

So it’s happening in reverse, he’s burning the place down before his red Swingline keeps getting taken.

Only 9mm too, what a nerd. Back in my day, we were expected to have built up an immunity to 9mm by high school.

They retired/vaulted the rest because they don’t break double the production costs during opening week, or whatever unrealistic expectation they have for dumping everything into hype over substance.