Fuck it, let’s just ban any and every app that involves or simulates currency and uses chance as a mechanic that interacts with that currency.
Tokens that can be redeemed for a chance of a cosmetic reward? Gambling.
Credits used to pay for upkeep of an LLM that may or may not generate an expected output? Also gambling.
Subscription for a service that promises XYZ and delivers less than 100% during its service period? Believe it or not, gambling.
With any luck, Putin will replace all of Donny’s drawers with Novichok of the Loom for the gesture. Win-win
Aspiring Baroness Samedi
Or a few months of the medication that works for you but insurance will only cover the shittier alternatives.
Cue BD Wong talking about how the assassin was abused as a child by UHC
Reminds me more of the dude from Watch Dogs
Head of Nvidia security: “Put on this flannel jacket.”
Media outlets: “Breaking news, Jensen Huang seems to have disappeared off the face of the Earth.”
Didn’t return the shopping cart
Looks like they’ll be sending him back to the people, in a bodybag.
It’s all in the numbers. Number one, that’s terror.
Bronze stained ligature marks the size of a child’s hands around the neck of anyone who openly opposed him.
We’ve also already gone through the trouble of bringing TSMC stateside. Initially they weren’t able to round up enough skilled workers to be able to produce anything close to the quality of chips made in Taiwan. They’ve since made improvements, but we can’t hope to match the output either quality or quantity-wise due to differences of work culture and trying to replicate Taiwan’s processes that make bleeding edge performance possible without binning most of the production line.
Maybe we can have speakeasy arcades run by nerds with 3D printed tommy guns.
Not all of us are lucky enough to be born with silver tactical nukes in our mouths.
The gifts weren’t given recursively. Though Christmas would be a lot more exciting if they were.
I refused to believe it, but it turns out there are people out there that need a lot of motivation to wipe their own ass every time because eventually they get fed up with being “exploited” by big TP.
Judging by the lack of consequences for the previously observed war crimes, my bet is they’ll prolong the suffering to sate their revenge lust. See if anyone bothers to step in when they erect full blown torture camps.
The glitch is that they die and not everyone they step on when they’re kaiju sized.
Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.
The speech recognition software used by digital assistants that come with most modern smartphones would make it trivial to process the audio locally and map the output to your ad profile. Much lighter lift than sending audio recordings.