Lol, that show is among the stupidest things I’ve ever loved.

It’s pronounced Cool Whip.

This is a new age. Idk what the future holds, but the days of the republic are done. RIP America. Twas a nice idea

Nah. We tried, turns out penguins are as sneaky and clever as they are vicious. Lost a battalion and a half. Cold wars coldest secret.

I’m glad that deep distrust I’ve harboured regarding brussel sprouts has finally been validated.

With genocide and plagues, oh my!

If we quit beef our problems would be over.

Why? It’s the next generation’s problem. And what have they done for us!?

Pretty soon we won’t need humans at all! Well I say down with the machines! I say we bring back gas station attendants.

I for one would like my battery swap to be carried out by a high school dropout of dubious sobriety. You just pull in, wait awkwardly making angry furtive eye contact with the attendant. You can’t tell whether he’s angry, or his face graffiti just makes him appear so. Probably both. He eventually ambles over and preforms the swap. He wipes your windshield in the hopes of a tip. Leaving grimy streaks behind, an apt metaphor for his life past or present. You hand over a fiver over out of guilt more than any appreciation of a service rendered. You pull out.

Done in 30 minutes. It’s the American way.

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Oh shit! We calling him “the adjuster” now!?

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Lol your 12&3 is a pretty good summary of Russian military history. The thing about Russians is there’s always more Russians.

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Fines these companies probably will never pay is such bullshit. Go and arrest everyone, from the kids immediate “supervisor” all the way up to the ceo. Anything less is lip service.

Fuckin ducks broke him

I’m still rooting for Escobar’s cocaine hippos. I know they’re bad for the environment but so are we. Let the hippos be!

The only quick and easy way I know is to burn it in a dark room. If you get a pure blue flame you’re good. But if it’s at all orange, it needs another go through the still.

I live in mn, and unfortunately this was my first thought.

Probably left to work for the new administration. Probably make a great Secretary of education. Get those test scores up