Don’t do that. Don’t give the sofas hope.

First they came for the disabled people, and I said nothing because I was not disabled yet.

Then they came for the immigrants and I said nothing because my ancestors stole this land generations ago.

Then they came for the transgender people, and I said nothing because I was not trans.

Then they came for the rest of the people of color and I said nothing because I was white.

Then they came for the Jewish people and I said nothing because I was not Jewish.

Then they came for the rest of the queers and I said nothing because I was not queer.

Then they came for the leftists and I said nothing because I was not a leftist.

Then they came for the rest of the women and I said nothing because I was not a woman.

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to fight for me.

He’s overdue for a massive coronary.

I see you’ve met my mother.

Good point. I m a moron made a mistake.

FTFY

Perfectly Safe© until proven* otherwise!

- every polluter ever

*Hope you have good lawyers and deep pockets

Your therapist isn’t paying attention. It’s one thing to obsess over theoretical what-ifs. It’s another to have evidence that a what-if is being directly threatened.

I’m still trying to get disability. I doubt there will be enough staff left to process claims in the very near future. Again, very real possibility.

Fingers crossed for both of us.

There are dozens of us!

I don’t know what this country is coming to. Used to be you could just tell the pitchfork people that the torch people wanted to steal their pitchforks and the mob would take care of itself. Nowadays, the torch people and the pitchfork people are actually talking to one another. Kinda makes me nervous, ya know?

All your eggs.

So Texas is going to execute her anyway, right? Or was that just Missouri?

My mom when the CoL bump to her SSDI survivors benefit bumped her over the poverty line and out of Medicaid eligibility:

“Because I got an extra $50 a month, I now have to pay $100 a month for insurance, plus copays! This is ridiculous!”

My mom when I pointed out that those thresholds haven’t been touched in decades because that would be helping people and helping people is bad:

“Well, I guess I can’t really complain, I’ve been treated well.”

Do not underestimate the vast amounts of copium reserves harbored by the brainwashed.

Hooray!

Well, you see, that’s because a material doesn’t need to be at melting point to lose its structural integrity.

Our boys in blue are fully capable of doing both.

“But that’s gang violence, it doesn’t count.”

- some people, for whatever reason

…they left off? Or just dipped out of the spotlight for the time being?