Or a good time for a general strike.

Phew! Here I was worried prices might go down! Thank god number always goes up!

she was warned by the army’s morale and welfare services that she should have better understood the risks of the job.

Job requirements:

• must be able to lift 50 lbs
• must be able to work shifts
• must accept getting sexually assaulted from time to time

She must have missed that line in the job description.

I’m doing my part!