Trump: Excellent idea! And we need tariffs here too to fill my beautiful budget!

Magnets and stickers aren’t significantly better than thoughts and prayers, but cost more.

Are you a billionaire?

Trump: … US citizen SO FAR. Shut up or you’ll be covfefed in a second. The US is beautifully great again! Even my friend Putin agrees.

You can’t punish a billionaire by deportation. Like you can’t fine a bear for a broken fence.