Oh man, here it comes! Just what we need! Ai coding and running the micro trades on Wall Street! Choo choo baby! Collapse just keeps speeding up!

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Next headline: tRump administration blocks California from issuing any more regulations, mandates microbes in drinks. tRump quoted: ‘make drinks great again! We’re bringing back the plastic straw! Paper straws, so dumb, many experts call plastic the best! Now we’re making them better with beads!’