When it comes to intelligence, standard deviation applies evenly to all age demographic. You ageist asshole.

If at first you don’t succeed…

They’re not.

Absolutely devistating.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

From the link:

Definition: A gaming dark pattern is something that is deliberately added to a game to cause an unwanted negative experience for the player with a positive outcome for the game developer.

You know you’re getting old when you “remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny.”

I’m sure they all will after they read this comment.