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https://www.icloud.com/shortcuts/84ad422bdfaa45a695422cf6aab41b7f

Where’s my round?

I don’t know about you, but I also rely on sounds & feel when I drive.

Of course. When I feel myself driving into a wall, I stop immediately.

Tarannah

Gonna get that proportional representation any day now.

Ok, well, it’s stuck in my head now, so https://youtu.be/d5XJ2GiR6Bo

Are people buying smart TVs because there is something to like about them or is that the only kind of TV available in some parts of the world?

Did Trump inject the word ‘dictate’ in there so he could justify calling Zelenskyy a dictator?

She lives in the Mary Poppins house and has to stabilize her stack of cards like this every time the neighbour fires the canon.

“Wait, you’re not plankton.”

That overwhelming male engagement is why Grindr has been so much fun on the whole.

I was just in the US and everywhere was still using plastic straws and cups anyway.

India alone is about 2 billion people who all use WhatsApp. I cannot change the world. I hear you and would love for us all to switch to federated or — at least — decentralized things, or whatever. I will advocate for it, but like banks and shit are using WhatsApp. It is legitimized here even more than MMS. I can’t stop it. And yes, I have made the choice to communicate with humans rather than using Signal.

My point is the network effect. That’s where people are and I have no power to change that, so that is where I must sometimes be. If it was up to me, things would be wonderful and open source. But I sometimes have to deal with — ugh… humans.

I wish I could stop using WhatsApp but that’s where all the people without phone plans are. I wish I could stop using Telegram but that’s where all the drug dealers are. I wish Reddit would ban X links, but that’s where all the sassy hot takes are.

I’m here but I’m not United Statesian so I can’t vote in your elections (even though US foreign influence is so aggressive it feels like I should have a say).

Oh no, I’ve upset some MAGA weirdos. Gonna lose sleep over that.

It lacks some content

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, if this isn’t the understatement of the century.

No, it doesn’t, of course. I was only speaking to your comment that suggests Greenland’s population is white, because that felt disingenuous to the 90% who are Inuit. Anyhoo, peace.

Greenland is mostly Inuit.