I’ve got some bad news for you. The only reason he isn’t our prime minister is because Trump happened.

An UNcomfortable amount of your fellow Canadians actual support that guy

I would but no one is offering enough money for me to do that job

Scumfuck needs to hit his trillion dollar payout somehow

I’m only half joking when I tell people the current state of the world is because Queen Elizabeth the Second actually died

Huh? How you figure?