I like to see what’s going on in the handheld emulator world!

“But then all of our leaders would be 'roided up MMA specialists!”

“And would that be any worse than our current arrangement?”

“…”

Literally the plot of A West Wing episode twenty years ago.

waving a copy of the Constitution lightly over their rulings

It’s not profitable to pay someone to drive a truck out to the most remote rural mailboxes in America, but we do it because if we didn’t then someone could die for lack of their lifesaving medications getting delivered. FedEx sure as shit wouldn’t run that route without it being prohibitively expensive for the resident.

See also: A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder

If an angry mob had closed a loophole around Richard Nixon’s neck after he received his pardon, we probably wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in today.

“Gambling and crypto” reminds me of when I was in DARE and they would refer to “drugs, alcohol, and tobacco,” and I thought “aren’t those all drugs?”

“Do you have money?”

“Yeah.”

“Right this way, you exploitable rube!”

Everything is overpriced so that the people making more money than us can make even more money.

SMBC

Surely they don’t have Willem Dafoe!

Hey, there’s still that mushroom-based coffee substitute!

I’m sorry for making light of a serious situation. I would also rather die than drink that cursed substance.

The Boats!

Reminds me of New Hampshire’s Old Man of the Mountain, a famous rock formation that looked like a man in profile, which was so identified with New Hampshire that they put it on their state quarter… and which collapsed within a couple of years of the quarter being released.

The F-35 is not just an aircraft. It’s a system of systems. Software updates, mission data files, sustainment logistics, and upgrade pathways are all tightly controlled within an American-led ecosystem.

There’s the slightest chance that there is no such person as Donald Trump, and he is in fact a projection into all of our minds by a powerful and malevolent telepath.

fucking losers.

Full of hate

finally finding an outlet

So, Nazis.