This idiot probably thinks his grocery store is cheating him because he only buys food from them, and not the other way around.

Yeah, that was my point. It’s volatile AF. Erratic swings up and down by thousands is not a healthy sign.

Got it. Today is bad.

Today is shaking up to be volatile as fuck. Now it’s up 200.

Edit: looks like the story has also been updated to say things are positive.

Edit 2: and now down a shitload again. Yup, volatile as fuck.

Americans should be angry because most American retirement plans are heavily rooted in the stock market these days.

America’s right has been pretty relentlessly trying to get people out of pensions and into 401Ks for decades, and now that same party is blowing up the economy yet again.

Watching my retirement account get kicked in the balls sure feels great. I’m feeling so liberated.

Softcornio? They’re buying 90’s Cinemax?

If that’s in 5 years, what are the 4 rebrands that we’re going to see before then?

Yet another logo change. Lol.

And for Americans traveling outside of the US - If you want to have a relaxing vacation, iron-on Canadian flags are about $2 a flag.

Great job Senate. They knew they shouldn’t have appointed these complete amateurs, but they were too afraid of being primaried by Trump lackeys.

Car dealerships and Elon Musk both suck donkey balls. That said, a MAGA court will push through lots of toxic shit, even if they’ll throw you a bone and that allows for you to buy direct from auto manufacturers.

Car dealers are like gas station attendants in Oregon and New Jersey. They add little value and mostly increase the price of the thing I wanted to buy.

Actual radical left: Abolish capitalism through violence

Trump’s radical left: People that don’t like storing classified information in country club bathrooms or on personal devices.

Hopefully none of those other kids don’t die from SSPE in a decade. That shit is terrifying.

Although, since most people seem to be keying, spray painting, and putting stickers on these cars, the stainless is very easy to clean. Just rub some steel wool in the direction of the stainless grain. Apparently they don’t have any clear coat. You can clean them like an industrial stovetop.

Ok, but the point still remains. This vandalism isn’t about the cars. It’s about taking money out of a billionaire’s pocket. People would be vandalizing Starlink satellites if they could reach them.

It’s not about the cars, the cars and stores are just an accessible target. This is about Musk and DOGE.

Big thing is that people now know Telsa’s are not just sold by a loon, they’re a vandalism target. Which is two pretty big reasons no to buy a car from Musk.

Even if you like Musk, do you want to have high insurance rates and spend time at the body shop?

It’s not about the cars. It’s about what a powerful billionaire is doing to people.

Targeting the cars is just a way to discourage Telsa ownership, tank the stock, and give Musk less power and leverage. A lot of his power comes from his ability to borrow against Tesla.

Colorado is the acoustic rendition of the Pacific Northwest. It slaps, but some of the instruments and distortion have been removed. Some people prefer it, but the electric version gets more air time.

Hot take - New York City, Northern California / the Pacific Northwest, and Hawaii are the best tracks on America’s album.