I prefer the Fargo Challenge! Who wants to look at my woodchipper?

Unless she said “you’re next” within the cops hearing. That’s terrorism charges, boys!

Not really and no.

“President Elon rings a bell, sidekick Trump drools. And now with the weather, is a quadriplegic strapped to a donkey.”

A jab in the eye with a sharp stick, daily, for the next four years, is a better alternative to what’s in the pipe.

Tareyton Cigarettes: If you’re not smoking Tareyton, FUCK YOU.

All My Wrestlers is still on?! FUCK! I wanna watch Ow My Balls!

That’s a bad analogy. In this situation, the kittens voted to set the house in fire because there’s a puppy in a different room that they don’t like and it will get burned too. It’s hateful, willful ignorance and a desire to hurt others.

I’ve actually heard Maga people admit they’ll get hurt by these policies, but immigrants and homos will get hurt MOAR!, y’know, like Jesus taught, so it’s cool.

I did not know that and will adjust accordingly.

“He’s not going to hurt the poor. He’s too smart for that.”

Oh, you infuriating fucking summer child. It’d be hilarious if I wasn’t stuck in this hellbound handbasket with the rest of you fucking mongoloids.

“Hey Eddie, good to see ya. How’s your mother?”

“Who says i got a mutha?”

“Why Tommy, what have you been reading?”

Fuckin’ A.

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

Sorry. If it’s not playground rules, then it’s just mayhem.

You still here? You’re not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?

Doesn’t begin and end with the same letter! You’re out!

…llllfonso.

Now now, I’m sure the constant screaming of the sacrifice children at the annual Pot Luck/Sacrifice Orgy had an effect, too.