The likelihood of one blowing its top is about as likely as the front of a boat falling off, which I’d like to make clear is very uncommon

We give them the weapons to do it, then drive aid trucks through their territory in a token effort to help the Gazans, it’s goddamn shameful.

Of all people I’d think it would be the French, they don’t fuck around.

Hopefully he’ll be deceased long before then but the reich is busy stacking courts and appointing party line people to jobs they have no qualifications for.

Well you see, the injection is Covid 5G and she would have had superpowers

Who are we kidding, this is straight up negligent murder

Do, ingest or smoke whatever the hell you want. Bring a kid into it and that’s a whole different ballgame. PD tends to get involved, for better or worse

They fought a war to keep slavery. TWICE. The only state in the union to do so

Everything is bigger in Texas, including my middle finger to Texas twice

Everybody has do die

Maybe we make one codfin size S and one XL in this case

They’re about to learn the real lesson of the Big Green Weenie…logistics

Shoving helos off a carrier deck comes to mind, when we were actually trying to evacuate refugees instead of lowering plane flaps to push off the hangers on. Guess the Taliban has Strykers and MRAPs now just like our cops, yay murica

It does not but can carry nuke tipped missiles and even though we have the screw signatures of our allies…this is still a message that the rest of the world except Moscow is looking down on us in disappointment

With a South African court jester dancing around to distract attention

As another American, fully agree. We have been ruining other parts of the planet for a long time just so everyone here can have cheap food and toys to keep them complacent. Even though I was technically covered under it by enlistment, our rule about never sending anyone to The Hague despite what they do has always made me feel like we are not the good guys, just the strongest ape.

Trek made me hope we’d see the stars as a united planet one day but we seem to be regressing and hopefully CA and EU becoming more self-reliant can lead to that.

A Ukrainian has since broken the record but if you really piss off a Canadian they’ll say “sorry but fuck you” from 2 miles away.

Treat it like the attack on York and go burn the house down again, the military probably wouldn’t even mind.

It blows my mind. My family is all military in one branch or another, so they not only heard all the propaganda of the red scare but actually trained to fight Ivan…now they’re voting R and saying Moscow is right. Wtf happened to this timeline‽

Problem is, CA and TX are both littered with bases and a shitload of stuff that goes boom, similar with other red and blue states. Seceding means war between states that have the economy and war fighting capability to beat whole countries on their own, so our only hope would be officers following their oath to enemies foreign AND domestic

That’s the only way anyone can beat us

Honestly, if a USSS agent put a round through that orange paint I’d vote to drop any charges and consider it removing a domestic threat/using the 25th to relieve a leader permanently. Doesn’t solve the rot the conservatives have already spread but if this republic is gonna fall like Rome then let’s at least stop the loudest one