FartsWithAnAccent

I think it might be best if he’d just stick to playing Diablo.

That was once true, but I am now very skeptical of that with on-device processing that can log key words and send them without using much data or power.

I’m gonna make snarky posts about it, that’ll show em!

They’re reading this, right?

Stands a decent chance of being true.

Cable companies for sure

What a bunch of greedy bastards. Can’t imagine why they’re so widely and intensely hated.

Funny way to phrase that, Johnny.

If someone is too dumb to figure out the Fediverse, isn’t it better if they just stay on Reddit or Twitter or whatever?

Kinda seems like it could be a decent filter of sorts.

There really seems to be fewer idiots here (I’m here though, sorry Fediverse).

Must’ve just been luck of the draw I guess, most of the posts seemed crypto related last time I looked

Neat but it loads really slow and there doesn’t seem to be much content beyond bitcoin stuff so far

Yoshi’s Crafted World is pretty ideal for a young kid, there’s a special mode for young kids too where you basically can’t fail.

Wow, we still have 9 telecom firms?

That’s just how it works.

Your model appears to be missing brazen corruption and greed?

“Stay strapped or get clapped.”

-Geese wearing explosive vests and little goose-sized jet packs

With half the fucking plane just gone, the rest covered in shrapnel, and the alleged “bird strike” occurring at an altitude where birds cannot fly, I’m sure this is all just a big, silly misunderstanding, right?

Why does it seem like governments all over the planet are in disarray?

chuckles sensibly

We overconsume it because it’s in everything because it gets a shitload of subsidies so they look for as many excuses to use it as possible to save money, so, in a sense, yes, corn syrup is bad for you (as is all refined sugar that gets crammed into everything).

I think he might actually care about some of the health stuff (even if he’s wrong about some of it) but I don’t know if we’ll see any positive changes because of it.