That’s gonna be a no from me. There’s a picture halfway down of just how miserable the capture actually is.

No responsible board should sell as much as a paper clip to this sociopathic weenis piss baby.

Oh no, two live service cesspools didn’t get released.

Anyway…

Hollow Knight never did it for me for some reason. I’m sure it’s great, but I just can’t get into it. Like, at all.

Same here so it’s not just you. I switched to Disney+ and it worked though.

Gunstar fucking Heroes. You’re a gentleperson and a scholar.

It’s hilarious and incredible how we still haven’t made a Metroidvania game that solidly and undeniably bests the game that added the -vania in the first place.

Max Payne 2 is one of my favorite games of all time on any platform. Great memories. I don’t like how Remedy went so far down the artsy unintelligible plotting road after that, but they’re still one of the best developers out there in my opinion.

I mean, Hi-Fi Rush is RIGHT THERE.

True fact: Zuckerberg has wood for sheep.

Binding of Isaac is some OG classic stuff if you haven’t played that one, and Neon Abyss is a fun side-scrolling game on a similar vibe. Rogue Legacy 1 (very OG) and 2 and Dead Cells are also side scrolling , with a dash of Metroidvania.

If you like Slay the Spire, Astrea is the same thing but with dice, and Monster Train also scratches the same itch.

But they’re down for electing rapists to the presidency.

Weird to see people who work 40 hours a week to advance Meta’s goals and grow its profits acting like ethics are some kind of key decider for them.

I went Sony recently too because of how garbage LG and Samsung have been getting. Only problem is Sony decided to rebrand fucking HDMI-CEC as “BRAVIA Sync” and make it not work. Other than that, the panel is gorgeous and it’s not even an OLED.

Adding AI to your TV? Stupid.

Adding Copilot AI to your TV? Turbostupid.

To this day I don’t understand how Microsoft paid OpenAI $Texas to license their tech and used it to make… ChatGPT, only worse.

I would like to see them go back to just plain old numbering and call this one the Xbox 363.

Or I guess a Humble Bundle subscription.

To this day, if I turn to my best friend and say “sup”, his response will either be “Oh, not much, just… keeping it real.” or just “Word.” Vice versa as well.

These are the exact responses Seaman gives, which we deliver with proper intonation and all.

Chiming in. The teaser trailer was mediocre at best and I was expecting the worst. The game is fucking phenomenal.

You misspelled “and”.